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An unusually persuasive (and annoyingly persistent) gutter salesman interrupts an otherwise charming discourse on good times and good friends.

Shake buys the Char-Nobyl 6000, an illegaly-imported, environmentally unfriendly, radioactive grill, which destroys the ozone layer and leads to the enslavement of humanity by mucus-men.

Frylock notices a strange growth on his face; a biopsy reveals this to be malignant melanoma. The time machine he built goes to waste as Frylock, facing the uncertainty of recovery and the debilitating effects of chemotherapy, sinks into depression. Meatwad, Shake, Carl, and Andrew W.K. try to console and cheer him the only way [...]

Frylock makes Meatwad a dog named Handbanana using Make Your Own Dog 1.0, Carl’s pool filled with radioactive material, and Shake’s DNA. Handbanana “mind-links” with Carl, brutally raping him repeatedly and mercilessly. As Carl is the only one able to hear the dog, no one believes him.

A fast food restaurant’s “Rip-n-Win” contest awards Carl the “prize” of genital mutilation. The word dick is said 53 times. In the credits, everyone’s first name is replaced with “Dick.”